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God, fucking damnit this is long.
About me:
*I'm not especially social, quick witted, or easy-going. Occasionally I can have bursts of easy-goingness in which I do as much stupid shit as possible until realizing the stupidity of it and withering down.
*I play geetar, harmonica, keyboard, voice, and percussion. I suck at all of them.
*I enjoy porn.
*I occasionally speak internet lingo.
*I am a pitiful jigsaw of skeletal and obese areas.
*I sometimes pretend to be stupid to fit in.
*I like to draw.
*I have a slightly offensive sense of humour at times.
*I hate Spics.
*I'm lazy.
*I enjoy food.
*Besides pedophilia, zoophilia, and hardcore mutilation, there's not much I wouldn't do, sexually.
About you:
You are a person. You aren't related. You aren't retarded. You like me.
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