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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
A chick that likes doom, and motherfucking GWAR?!
Will you have my babies?
I had a total crush on Hymen when I was like 13.... I was one of those weird kids...
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I pretty much rule. And, you know, being seventeen and all, no babies.
I have a crush on Balsac. No lie.
"The moment I tilted my head upward I was taken back by a shot of cold fluid to my eyeball. I blinked hard to force my contact lens back into place, and I was blessed with the sight of Balsac the Jaws of Death. His body resembled that of a minotaur, with painted abdominal muscles and bulky, heavy-looking hooves. I giant steel trap of a mouth served as his head to which two large horns were attached. From his right shoulder protruded a cluster of rocky, rigid spikes. He was a beautiful creature if I'd ever seen one."