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Old 03-20-2009, 08:45 AM   #557
PortraitOfSanity
 
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I'm 6' 1", my last girlfriend was 5' 2". We went to the zoo once and the lady at the ticket booth asked if she was under 15 for a reduced price ticket. There was kind of an awkward silence, and then I was like "uh, that's my girlfriend... we're 20." She was really embarrassed, so we couldn't hold it against her and started laughing with her.
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