175 goths
hehehe, i found this on another forum thought it was a laugh.
tis a bit long winded but it you perservere there are some funny ones in there.
1)Punkgoth--the original flava!
2)Mopeygoth--fuck off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus)
3)Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey
4)Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk
5)Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth
6)Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month
7)Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one
8)Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask...
9)Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres
10)Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies
11)Mustygoth--those who have been dead a short while
12)Dustygoth--those who have been dead a very long time
13)Industragoth--likes both goth and industrial music
14)Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix
15)Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control
16)Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control
17)Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring
18)Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires
19)Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs
20)Kittygoth--those who own Hello Kitty _everything_
21)Keropigoth--those who own Keropi _everything_
22)Badtzgoth--those who own Badtz Maru _everything_
23)Burritogoth--those who have experienced Tortillas
24)Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look
25)Crowgoth--those who think they are Brandon Lee
26)Monogoth--monogamous relationships only!
27)Fuzzygoth--those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs
28)Arachnogoth--those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas
29)Necrogoth--those obsessed with death, or sex with the dead
30)Ultragoth--they know who they are, and we could care less
31)UltraMegagoth--those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th
32)Lumigoth--if it glows in the dark, they own it
33)Manlygoth--reserved especially for Al Golagia and other "men"
34)Geekygoth--those who have achieved the delicate balance of geekdom and gothdom
35)Oi!goth--often combined with punkgoth (don't fight with these ones)
36)Aussiegoth/Austragoth--our friends from down under
37)Manicgoth--manic depressive
38)Nerdigoth--those that try to be geekygoth, but don't quite pull it off
39)Fingoth--reserved exclusively for Desmodus
40)Fossilgoth--those born 100+ years too early
41)Neurogoth--cyber freak
42)Newrogoth--new romantics
43)Sistergoth--devote followers of the Sisters of Mercy
44)Studygoth--those enrolled at a form of higher/continued education
45)Taxigoth--those who possess full-time jobs and help feed Uncle Sam
46)Spraygoth--one who fells the need to spray alt.gothic periodically
47)Flamegoth--one who enjoys the art of flaming
48)Inkygoth--those with 2+ tattoos
49)Blinkygoth--own those blinking red eyed bat keychains
50)Pezgoth--own _both_ the skeleton and witch Pez(tm) dispensor
51)Purrygoth--those who like cats more than people
52)Newbiegoth--just goth the courage to begin posting and/or clubbing
53)Anarchigoth--anarchists
54)Miligoth--military goth
55)Belagoth--those who aspire to Lugosi's attributes
56)Panicgoth--regular consumers of Manic Panic(tm) products
57)Fangygoth--those with professional fangs made
58)Bondagoth--enjoys bondage (giving or receiving)
59)Bigoth--bi-sexual goth
60)Lesbigoth--lesbian goth
61)Homogoth--gay goth
62)Boxgoth--own one or more lunchboxes to carry personal effects
63)Petalgoth--obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses
64)Babygoth/Childgoth--offspring of goths
65)Fairygoth--those that are godmother/mother to #64
66)Gangstagoth--boiz/grlz chillin in da hood
67)Noodlegoth--those on the ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta budget
68)Fishygoth--wear fishnet on _any_ part of their body
69)Aquagoth--their only nourishment is in the form of liquids
70)Alcigoth--alcoholic goth
71)Vegigoth--vegetarian goth
72)Orthogoth--wear braces, retainers, ect...
73)LittleMinigoth/stumpygoth--those under 5'1"
74)Shygoth--prone to staring and hiding behind/under people/things at clubs
75)Murkeygoth--goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat), similar to manicgoth
76)Spineygoth--has hedgehogs in their sig or porcupine/hedgehog fetish
77)Quantumgoth--ask Sexbat ^..^ ,he will tell you
78)Semigoth--haven't committed 100% to gothdom (part-time goth)
79)Redgoth--community over ego goth, AKA commiegoth
80)Stonergoth--ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body
81)Litigoth--nightmare lawyers
82)Gungoth--watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!!
83)Crimpygoth--crimped hair nightmare
84)Spikeygoth--spiked hair, spiked jacket, and/or spiked collar
85)Chiroptogoth--bat lovers or anything to do with bats
86)Netgoth--isn't everyone who reads this?
87)Jellogoth--serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests
88)Metagoth--sorry, lost the definition... (help?)
89)Betagoth--still trying to get out of test mode for final release
90)Wankergoth--thinks they are the 1st to denounce goth this/that
91)Barbigoth--collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths (Ken/Skipper too)
92)Duckiegoth--brings a rubber duckie to clubs and shows
93)Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth--a miscellaneous smattering of all types
94)Comigoth--reads/collects comic books
95)Sandygoth--obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach
96)Winniegoth--Winnie the Pooh/A.A. Milne fans. say "Oh Bother!" a lot
97)Swampgoth--into Swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, ect...)
98)Behemothgoth--600+ pounds goth
99)Oldschoolgoth--don't like anything after Bauhaus broke up
100)Newschoolgoth--don't like anything before Bauhaus broke up
shit its too long, need two posts.