[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by JCC

I hate this phrase. Of all of the things that you American dogs have done to butcher our great tongue, the worst crime of all is the ridiculous modification of the entirely functional phrase: "couldn't care less". The phrase "couldn't care less" implies a complete lack of care towards the subject of the phrase, it is a brilliant, powerful statement of apathy. "Could care less", on the other hand, is fucking stupid. Obviously, if you could care less, you do care, which means that every sentence where an American says "could care less", they actually mean, "couldn't care less", which is rather the equivalent of saying "black" every time you mean "white" just to be a confusing prick.

Let me sketch it out in black and black for you, limey: I could care less what you think.