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34. Take a box of condoms to the fitting room and ask to try them on.
35. If allowed (Wal Mart doesnt have the brightest employees) go out of the fittign room wearing jsut the condom and ask for opinions of its look.
36. Go to the pharmacy and ask if they have the goods. Then start asking all the pharmacy employees if they are wearing a wire.
37. Go to the bakery and ask them to bake all the frozen goods in your cart.
38. Ask the sporting goods guy where they keep the anti depressants while holding a gun you wanted to look at.
39. Grab a box of Vagisil and walk up to random women and say look honey it will stop the dripping.
40. Go the sporting good section and set up a tent and sleeping bad and just watch.
41. Get camo from the sporting goods section and then hide in a clothign rack and jump out randomly.
42. Hide in the clothing racks and yell pick me I would cover you jsut right, or keep looking tubby and such.
43. Go to the Coke display in the shape of a pirate ship climb in it and yell pirate things at people.
44. Go to the meat section ask for the butcher, when he comes out start yelling you son of a bitch why did you grind up chuck (while holding a container of ground chuck).
45. Talk to the lobster tank...Give a yes master... Then start yelling LOBSTER LIBERATION.
46. Go to the garden center and ask which flowers are best to put over a shallow grave to hide the smell
47. while in the garden center ask how much dirt is needed to fill a 6x6 hole containing a 6ft man.
48. While in the graden ask them which grill would be best for cooking a baby.
49. Go to the dryers and ask which ones best for drying a small child after a bath.
50. Do to the pesticides and ask which ones works best on pets.
Me and my friends have done jsut about every thing you can do to get kicked out of wal mart.
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