I'm so glad we have Maxim to educate the men of the world. Not to mention Cosmopolitan for the women. With such handy references, the two genders should understand each other beautifully.
"94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean."
Of the two, I'd definitely have to go with bat-shit crazy. I like bats.