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I want to move near a farm where the crowing of a fucking cockerel all day wont bother me so much as it does here.
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I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
I was a vegetarian until I lost my virginity, and a wise man said to me 'do you not feel guilty now, having had all that meat inside you?'
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