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Dialog from a sitcom commercial:
man 1 - "We need to have an intervention for your illiteracy."
man 2 - "Illiteracy, what does that word even mean?"
LMAO!!!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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