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Look, the fact of the matter is that I have to update you on the sombre happenings of my life, the ornate details of the despair that has held me in the clutches of emotional suffering without respite or repose. I have tragic but hilarious stories to tell about my mishaps and misfortunes, like a good Coens movie without the bloodshed mixed with Rant in E Minor, whereas Tony has nothing to offer but puppy dog eyes and protests against negligence. Who really likes puppies anyway?
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