1) Vegetable Thins are very tasty ... but they don't taste like or as good as Chicken In A Biskit crackers ... and if you're thinking they taste the same, you're memory is failing you. Get the Chicken In A Biskit crackers and see if you don't agree with me.
2) I am annoyed that I recorded the big premier night of the modern updating of the "V" miniseries last night ... and to watch it I have to put up with that crappy election results crawl across the bottom 20% of my 46 inch TV! For Pete's sake, the station advertised during the evening news that people could stay up to date on the election results by going to their website ... but now the big blockbuster special-effects premier of this series is marred by that crap graphic blocking out the bottom fifth of the screen. It pisses me off! What a buncha crap. And don't anyone tell me some people wanted to know that stuff minute by minute ... that's what the fucking internet is FOR!!!
3) On the other hand, I am amused as hell over this!
A 29-year-old man says he stabbed himself and claimed he was assaulted by three skinheads or Hispanic males to get out of working his shift at Blockbuster Video!
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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