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Making this observation: So far nine women have come forward claiming to have had affairs with Tiger Woods. I realized that nine holes makes half a round of golf.
Think he was trying to beat par?
There are hundreds of great puns ... things like "Tiger is known for sinking it in the hole in the least amount of strokes" ... that I am never gonna get around to using! LMAO!!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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