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Then I be callin' you a liar! I challenge you, good sir, to a duel in the court of public opinion!
I'll thrust first: Either you're a pale ghost or you're a pale vampyre - which is it?!?
Because you surely can't be both! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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