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Old 01-22-2010, 02:54 PM   #75
JCC
 
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child View Post
You know, Ben's right, man. Guess I'll have to let Judge crash at mine where she'll be safe from your sexual violence. Oh, sure, it'll be an inconvenience, but I guess I can pass the time playing the magnanimous motherfucker of the piece and getting all sweaty showing her self-defense moves - pinned to the floor, arms around the waist, maybe even a lil' choke hold. All for her own good, you understand.
That's cheap, man, using my altercation with someone else as a springboard for your seduction. I guess I can forgive you for cutting corners, though; I do support affirmative action after all, and when it comes to charming sophisticated women, you are certainly underprivileged.
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