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Old 11-21-2005, 06:37 PM   #18
Manimal
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
Quote:
Originally Posted by secretboy
Chicks also dig a hot, stylin' car. Preferrably a muscle car.

Also: they really like guys who know ninjitsu. And if some guy hits on your girl, you can totally go apeshit on the guy and break his arms.

Never ever talk about religion or politics or your underwear with her parents. But you should totally let the father know you could kick his ass if you needed to: it's the only way he'll ever respect you.

Also, if you met this girl online, feel free to use MrMaelstrom's picture when they ask you what you look like. It worked for me!

-s
Saweet! I've got a muscle car! And I've seen ninjitsu movies - I could totally be a cage fighter. Move over Junior - I'm coing to steal your ghetto girl
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