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In order to render this counsel, I must first confess that my initial appraisal of this outfit was shamefully cursory. Of course, I usually drop everything that I might consider any new chapter in your sartorial adventures with rapt attention, but a wolf broke into my apartment and was biting my leg-- thus, I did not realize the shirt was denim. I pray I am not too late.
Look, you can't wear double denim unless you plan on carrying a Winchester Rifle. Nothing short of a lever-action firearm will be sufficient to contextualize double denim as the raiment of a fucking badass cowboy rather than that of a guy who not only resides in rural Canada, but who never wants to leave rural Canada. Moreover, if there is a slight variance in shade between the two pieces is not a saving grace-- it is the kiss of death. Your BLACKS will not MATCH. ABORT OUTIFT AT ONCE.
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