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Yeah, I'd heard that the Chilean earthquake had shortened the day. But then Jay Leno returned to The Tonight Show and his opening night monologue made it seem longer again!
*pah-rum-dum*
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter or waitress.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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