[Malice In Wonderland]

Originally Posted by cultistofvertigo

Push them over. What are they going to do, decompose at me to death? They're zombies, they have no offensive capabilities, they can't walk, the ones that retain any sort of working mechanics are too slow and stupid to be a danger to anything, the worst case scenario is being bitten by one, which would only be possible if you literally stuck your arm in one's mouth and help it close it's jaw (since, you know, their muscles don't work that well).

If it was one of those Herbert West zombies, however, I'd shoot the thing with a shotgun. Their bodies still work, and they have intestine tentacles and cool shit like that, but they still act like normal zombies, so no real complicated contingency plan is needed.

And who is this babbling about zombies being "scary," scarier that raptors? What the hell are you smoking? "Raptor" is a general term for Dromaeosaurs and Accipitriformes, two of the most terrifying types of... living thing ever. I think Terror Birds count too, but if not, Utahraptor is only a little smaller than Kelenken (I think...). Plus, some of them fly. And you know Aquila (golden eagle and some others)? Those things will throw you off a cliff. No joke. They have a wingspan of something like 2 meters (not that big) and they will THROW you off a cliff.

Fucking THROW you off a cliff. Dromaeosaurs have killing claws, Sagittarius can break your bones by kicking you, Owls don't make a sound when they fly, and any talon to the back of the skull is all it takes to kill a full grown man.

Zombies can do none of those things. All they can do is... decompose. Although that is something raptors are pretty terrible at.

Are you that nerdy guy in every ring of friends that goes into huge explanatory speeches that no one cares about and kills all the fun?
And I think people are talking way more Frank than Herbert.