[FrankieFear]

It seems I'm doomed to responed to quite a few questions. I'll take it like an interview. I enjoy interviews, though my job includes interviewing others, and not being interviewed myself. So here, I shall attempt this horridity.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

Well I may like to do you, or any members of your direct family, but I am aware of the ever-disputed issues of STDs and childbirth, so for now I'll just do myself. I own a magazine and record label. I dont make good money, so I don't consider it a real job, but it is my devotion. Dirty Weather Records and Dirty Weather Magazine (Static Magazine in Europe and the UK). We love orgies.

2. Where are you from?

I'm from a planet beyond the moon! I'm actually only here to get tips on how to flip my house for under 30,000$, so while I'm learning I'm here and there around the world, mostly in Toronto these days, though next year you can find me wandering the back alleys of Berlin looking for cheap thrills and phantoms.

3. Who is your favorite author?

Oh my, I have to pick one? Well, I'd rather not. I'll read anything. While I was in jail a few years ago for a false, now dropped charge, I read a book about submarines! It was quite interesting! If only they had provided the equipment needed to build one, then I wouldn't have spent half as much time in those dirty stone rooms surrounded by babbling pirates and filthy beasts.

4. What are your favorite films?

I do admit, I don't own a TV, but when I do watch things elsewhere, I mainly stick to thing of a non-horrific nature. Things with zombies, and giant bat-creatures, and things that come from lagoons. But I do so cower in fear over horror films. Have you SEEN The Notebook?! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

I want a drunk, homeless beast to play the accordion and sing me songs about sailing and gardening.

6. At your funeral?

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you, tomorrow! You're only a day awayyyyyy!

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

Well there are many enjoyable options, though these days I am most fond of the idea of being drugged, ***** and brutally tortured in a back alley of Switzerland by Hitler. But since that most likely won't happen, I suppose I'd like to go out with a bang. Explosives and the Eiffel Tower beckon.

8. What kind of casket would you want?

Well if anyone manages to sucessfull scrape up all my remains, you can just throw me in a little wooden box and plant a tree over me. Then build a treehouse in it, so small children can play in it, completely oblivious to the fact that their new haven is atop my rotting flesh.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

A frock coat. Nothing else. Maybe a condom, and a walking stick. Makes for a jolly stroll through the park.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

My imaginary friend. Oh, wait. He never did go away. I suppose I miss my goldfish, but apparently he's in goldfish heaven. Foster Parents have a way of making the sewers seem so delightful. I almost became a Catacomb Kitten myself! =^.^=

11. What's your favorite band?

My life and job is music, so I can't really have a favorite band, but if you guys can keep a secret, I am most fond of anything done by Andi Sexgang or Lucas Lanthier. In genres though, I only work with Deathrock, Gothrock, and a few things ending with 'Wave' . And if you happen to consider it a genre, then Batcave. That sums it all up. No metal, nu-metal manson stuff here, no thanks!

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

I'm a highly trained Kamikaze warrior and I cut off your mother's head! It was a delightful snack! In my spare time I go to school, numerous schools for numerous things. I won't say where, or I know you will stalk me, and murder me, and if I am to be murdered, I have a specific way I'd like it done, thanks.

13. Why did you join?

To mindlessly promote/whore myself, give unsuspecting she-males a giant boner, and to enlarge my stamp collection.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

What is that? Gender? I don't know that word, I'll have to look it up! Let's see what the dictionary says about this;

gen·der   /ˈdʒɛndər/ [jen-der]

–noun

1.Grammar.
a.(in many languages) a set of classes that together include all nouns, membership in a particular class being shown by the form of the noun itself or by the form or choice of words that modify, replace, or otherwise refer to the noun, as, in English, the choice of he to replace the man, of she to replace the woman, of it to replace the table, of it or she to replace the ship. The number of genders in different languages varies from 2 to more than 20; often the classification correlates in part with sex or animateness. The most familiar sets of genders are of three classes (as masculine, feminine, and neuter in Latin and German) or of two (as common and neuter in Dutch, or masculine and feminine in French and Spanish).
b.one class of such a set.
c.such classes or sets collectively or in general.
d.membership of a word or grammatical form, or an inflectional form showing membership, in such a class.

2.sex: the feminine gender.

3.Archaic. kind, sort, or class.

Interesting stuff, isnt it?! I am not of any gender though, I am simply Frankie Fear!

I hope reading all this has bored you lot to tears! If so, please go wash your face, all that salt cant do good for your complections!

Cheerio!