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How can you completely hate country when they have song titles like "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" and "Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye" and "My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him" and "I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?" and "She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger" and "I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better". That's the language of LURVE there!
I'm sure I've convinced so many of you. ROFL!
Although, there are some song titles that are just unforgivable ... like "They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out".
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