[Solumina]

Eh I'm not really a sex in the theater kind of person, its all dark, sticky, dirty, and usually quite uncomfortable. Plus I tend to be a little on the noisy side so I couldn't fully enjoy myself without getting the attention of others and most likely getting kicked out. Underwater sex is also not really for me. All that water getting pushed places that it doesn't belong is asking for trouble.

I do, however, really like kitchen sex. Something about the contrast of warm, soft skin and cold, hard counters, not to mention such easy access to a plethora of various delectable toppings really does it for me. Too bad roommates generally look down on such things.