I would appear to be unbreakable; you know, like Bruce Willis in that M. Night Shyamalan movie. Now, why would I say something like that?
- 20+ auto accidents (the "hit-ee", never the hitter)
- 1 elevator accident (the breaks kicked in before I hit bottom)
- 1 electrocution (don't touch neon signs, young grasshopper)
- 3 major bicycle accidents (one of which tore all the skin off the top of my foot and layed open my jaw)
- 1 house fire
- 2 tornadoes (in two different states)
The total? Zero broken bones and (relatively) little tissue damage.
I suppose the question now is: am I really that lucky, or am I cursed?
- Heretic