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Seriously, the insect lovers don't bother me at all. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? "Hold still while I put these beetles on your body." "NO!"
Of course, this whole thing might make me think twice the next time a lover says she wants to play with honey.
But, this doesn't come anywhere near to freaking me out as much as what some of the furries are into.
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