The king of all legendary ER stories, "Armageddon with a Gerbil". seems like it might actually have been a fake according to snopes.com, but I never tire of hearing this radio newsman tell the story as he supposedly reads it from the Los Angeles Times:
Gerbil Armageddon
That never gets old. Bwahahahahahahahaha!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
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