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Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
I just about spit up coffee on my laptop.
Right after that Icelandic volcano erupted spewing ash all over the western European skies and all the reporters here were falling all over themselves because they couldn't pronounce the Icelandic name of the mountain, I had this sketch comedy routine run through my head:
Dom: So, the safe word shall be Eyjafjallajokull. Simply say that if you are feeling too much discomfort, and I will stop.
Sub: But I can't pronounce that!
Dom: Oh well.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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