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I think I found the fantasy girl of my dreams!
Explosive Pornstar By Day, Nerdy Programmer By Night
SOURCE (with censored pics)
If you don't know Jelena Jensen, you're missing a lot. And I'm not talking about her beautiful face, vertigo-inducing curves, and all-natural 34F attributes. Or about the fact that she's a porn actress. All those things aside, Jelena's a supernerd.
A supernerd who programs her entire site, from top to bottom, using PHP, HTML, Cascade Style Sheets, and Javascript, all connected to your usual MySQL database. From the registration to the videos to the galleries, she does it all. And she also does the sites for many of her friends.
Yes, all your dreams just came true.
Ben - A smart and cute woman with the kind of boobs I like to obsess over from time to time. So it sounds like it might be as interesting to talk to her as it is to look at her. Wonder if I can find a clip of her talking somewhere online ... hmmmmmmmmmm.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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