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My girlfriend always makes my day. Last night she came home from playwriting drunk off her ass (girl weighs 120 pounds and rarely has the foresight to eat more than fruit for lunch). After depositing her on the sofa and making her some toast with my legendary garlic & basil butter - which she ate lying on her back while looking at it strangely - she curled up and couldn't be coaxed to bed because "walking is really uncomfy". When I finally pick her up, telling her bed will be comfy, she's trying to lookaround banging her head against my shoulder going, "It doesn't FEEL comfy" as I carry her in in this inadvertantly cute little voice, and can't stop saying it until we get there.
She's usually the least girly-girl I've ever met, so having something to taunt her with in a simpering voice is hella fun. Plus I just bought myself a night of drunken incoherence in which she will be obligated to bring me food.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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