[emeraldlonewoulf]

My mother is actually VERY entertaining, given the proper surroundings..

I'm SO glad your not a troll. However, should the calling ever interest you, we have had some STUNNING examples in the past, so feel free to browse the older threads if you find yourself in need of inspiration. Some of them have even been sharp enough of wit and interesting enough of character to become loved, and dare I say it, missed. I doubt you have the talent, that treasured spark of inborn comedic wit necessary to blossom into a true king of trolldom, so perhaps it wouldn't be in your best interest to proceed, but far be it from me to deny the young hope.

Good Luck.

P.S. - when you've been here 5 yrs, then you can get away with calling sombody a newb. Just a heads up there, tiger.

P.P.S. -- sorry guys, I fed it...