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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
You go to take a bath.
There is a fucking shark in the tub.
What do you do?
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I'd scrounge outside to find a small neighbor to feed to it. I want my shark well-fed and sassy!
P.S. - You can take a bath anywhere. How many times in this life do you have the opportunity to HAVE YOUR OWN SHARK?!?
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