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Wait, okay... I have it...
Make sure she has a peanut allergy; this will not, I repeat will NOT work unless she has a severe peanut allergy.
Eat a Reese's peanut butter cup.
Kiss her.
Wait for her to die.
Kill yourself.
Together forever; such a beautiful thing.
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Disclaimer: Don't listen to a single piece of advice I give unless it's directly related to writing or sex. In fact, ignore both of those, too.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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