[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by Despanan

Yeah. I remember when I was totally addicted to one of my girlfriends.

I really missed her alot, and when we were apart I suffered terrible migraines, nausea, chills, etc.

I tried to break up with her one weekend. I spent it by myself, locked in my apartment with a bunch of cans of Campbell's soup. I saw a baby crawling on the ceiling and then it turned it's head around and looked at me.

Later I had a moment of clarity while sucking dick in back alleys so that I could see her, and checked myself into a methadone clinic.

Been clean ever since.

Also: @ LenorePoe.

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