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Originally Posted by ape descendant
Yeah... what he doesn't know is that some of us are on the staff there..  |
that was suppose to be our little secret ape!! now the cat's outta the bag i guess i should tell you i am IT support for most of hell and my ex works in accounting. ya see god payes the devil to punish the wicked. ape works in web development. i know a few guys in torture development and prospects. I'm really excited scince i was invited to a golf game in Agusta with fred phelps and Satan (fred dosn't know the difference between god and satan and i dont have the heart to tell him.) I gotta go shave my horns and work on my slice, but before i do i have a riddle for you goku
four people are standing at a crossroads with the nuke of all nukes in the middle. They are god, the tooth fairy, santa and chuck norris. who will diffuse te bomb and save humanity first?... give up? its chuk norris. now why didnt the tooth fairy, god, or santa do anything? Because they are all figments of you IMAGInation. good job on questioning authority but why not question the authority over your mind as opposed to the authority over your daddies wallet.
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By thy cold breast and serpent smile,
By thy unfathom'd gulfs of guile,
By that most seeming virtuous eye,
By thy shut soul's hypocrisy;
By the perfection of thine art
Which pass'd for human thine own heart;
By thy delight in others' pain,
And by thy brotherhood of Cain,
I call upon thee! and compel
Thyself to be thy proper Hell! 
-Manfred by Lord Byron
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