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Old 08-11-2010, 11:58 AM   #26
JCC.
 
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Sure, some natural remedies work. You know what happens to those ones? THEY BECOME FUCKING MEDICINE. Chewing on roots isn't gonna do a fucking damn thing, despite what retards who work in health food stores will tell you. Firstly, because in ALL cases, there is NEVER ENOUGH of the curing element in what it is you take, secondly because what you take for it is, essentially, a shitty fucking version of it. Scientists take those natural chemicals, make them the God damn Ferrari of natural medicine through lengthy processes, and cram enough of it all into one pill or syringe to keep your face from falling the fuck off. Don't you think it's in the interests of the people at yr local health food store to tell you that chewing on a leaf will solve all your ills? Shit balls, if all it took was a fucking leaf, don't you think that the medical industry, being the huge business it is, would seize that and milk those leaves for all they were worth? World class scientists are being out-smarted by fucking Holland & Barrett? I don't think so.

Also, self-diagnosis is one of the dumbest, most reckless thing a person can do. Even doctors don't diagnose themselves, and I'm not talking your local scraped-knee doctor, I'm talking cut you the fuck open and give you a robot ass doctor. Fucking geniuses. Even if you're a cancer specialist, you do not diagnose yourself if you think you have cancer. So, to put it bluntly, some schmuck like you who thinks health food will stop a limb from falling off has no business diagnosing yourself. Ever watch House M.D.? Yeah, diagnosticians work pretty much exactly like that. Different conditions, illnesses, diseases and viruses can have the exact same symptoms. You get enough shit backed up your butt, as obvious as figuring out what's wrong with you, has all of the symptoms of several diseases and viruses. But then, you have to contend with, well, do I just not get enough fiber in my diet? Or do I have a parasite? You look on the Internet, congratulations, you have AIDS now.

TL;DR:

Trust your doctor, but go get multiple opinions, and return all the shit you bought at the health store. Rubbing tofu on an infection won't do shit but make your meat taste terrible.
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