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EVERYBODY LOVES ALAN
*Dehn Doo Doo, doo dehn dahn diddly--dehn-dooo...*
[Debra is sat on the sofa, and Alan enters from his basement office.]
Alan: Deb. Look at this. [Points to his chest} I was working out, doing some power crunches, and I found this lump here. What the hell is this? This is something. This is something, here. [Debra pays no attention and reads her newspaper. Alan feels the other side of his chest.] Oh, I got another one. Oh, it’s a set… it’s okay, I’m alright. Don’t worry about it. [He goes back to the basement.]
Debra: [shakes her head] Freak.
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