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Actually, there are sub-categories of Emo, too. Like:
--The tough emo, with short spiky black hair and tattoos of nautical stars; with his chemical abuse issues, he's likely to be found in a gutter behind the mall, smoking, or at the mall.
--The mallcore emo, with their fashion-conscious Hot Topic wardrobe and Invader ZIM apparel; likely to be found reading TokyoPOP comics, or at the mall with friends.
--The emo emo, who sits in a quiet corner of the library at school reading Vampire-themed Manga. With their thrift-store clothing and shy demeanor, these are the ones most likely to go unnoticed.
--The SUPER-Scene kid emo, who is literally society's whore. With their rebellious attitude and instinctual fashion-consciousness, they follow 'the edge' so closely that most people confuse them for it. These are the ones most likely to actually be whores, and get drunk at a party and s*** your d***. After this, they will closely follow the facebook/twitter/myspace photo-posting routine described in the burrito joke. MTV is their god.
Sadly, these are also the ones with the worst problems, such as codependency. Poor, unloved '90s children.
There are also the Trad Emos, who wear horn rims and sweater-vests, and listen to Capp'n Jazz.
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