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Old 02-07-2011, 03:55 PM   #144
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Not to mention, babies have a tendency to just DIE out of NOWHERE. You could be like the BEST parent ever, and your baby could just be like "This place sucks" and then just fucking DIE on you. Then you look like an asshole parent and you get questioned by the police because they think you're a murderer.

Babies are selfish little assholes, dying out of nowhere. It's just uncool.
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