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Originally Posted by Spookycreep
Great to hear from you! And please: speak English.
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I am speaking English old boy! God's own tounge.
It's a shame you do not comprehend the vernacular but that's no buisiness of mine what what?
I'll bring it more up to speed as it were to modern london or as we affectionately call it: "Laarndon mate!"
Well just the other day I was talking to my old mate charlie on the dog and bone about going to the nuclear sub. We went down and had a butcher's hook through the door and saw Gary the Spanner fresh out of the old nick innit?
He'd left the Trouble and strife for his secretary who had been the only one to visit him; apparently she was having it away with the milkman or something.
He said he never missed the Abercrombie and fitch. and how 'e was happier anyway. Seeing this could go on longer than the Orient express I checked me kettle and we made our excuses. We went for a Ruby murray and all was sweet.
Except I had the worst Pony and trap of my life.
Got rat arsed and fell asleep on the apple and pears.
Story of my life.................