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Old 04-22-2011, 08:38 AM   #239
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well jesus didn't say anything like sex ...
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being gay is frowned upon by God it is a sin
Wait, so jesus didn't talk about heterosexual sex but he did make precise statements about homosexual sex? That seems odd.

What about threesomes? If jesus approves of sex between a man and a woman, is a foursome between a man and a woman and a man and a woman okay as long as the two men don't touch each other and the two women don't touch each other?

Oh, and if god is saying that gay people have to give up any hope of romantic happiness in this life, what is he saving them for?
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