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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
1. Get a supertanker.
2. Fill it up with canned foods that will last indefinately. (Please ensure that there is enough different food types here so you won't die from malnutrition)
3. Get on the boat and sail out where the zombies can't reach you. Everyone knows zombies can't swim.
4. Wait the 10 or 20 years it will take for the zombies to die due to lack of human flesh.
Congratulations, you just survived the Zombie Apocalypse.
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How do we know zombies can't swim? Dead bodies can float, and humans even from infancy can swim, so why cant a dead animated corpse swim?
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