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Originally Posted by Chris_Morey
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"Note to self: Growing razor-sharp fingernail claws had unforeseen effects on my masturbation routine...perhaps I can convince one of these soldies to take me to the hospital? All in-all I'm glad I'm wearing my medical alert bracelet. I may pass out from the blood loss and won't be able to tell the doctors I'm allergic to penicillin!"