Sorry, nigga but I gotta shit on you for this one. You don't get a chance to reframe after demonstrating such low value
Real talk tho, even first world "escorts" [at least in the ATL] nowadays are really just pimped backpage whores that got off the streets because their pimp bought an iphone, and decided that there were too many cops on Fulton Industrial.
Also: get on skype, mah ninja, I need help