Versus: [Flatly, without diverting his gaze] That's lame.
Humainpain: [Hesitantly] Beg your pardon?
V: [Turning to HP] The call sign. It sucks. It's supposed to be something badass and cool sounding, like [in a deep infection in his voice] widow-maker or bush-master.*
HP: ... Bush-master?
V: [fist pump] Fuck yeah! Now you're getting it!
HP: I'm really not.
???: Regulars seemed appropriate. I mean... We are the forum's most active members.
[HP and V turn to see that the room's previously occupied patron's have directed their attention to them.]
Solumina: [Consulting her clipboard] It was either that or [choking slightly] "Bangkok in little Gina. "
KontanKorite: [Hopeful] That's still on the table, right? [Looking to Despanan] It still isn't final?
All: Who the fuck are you?
Kontan: Huh? I'm Kontan. The mayor of your hearts. The Sultan of Scandal. The...
Desp: [Looking to Saya] *Who is Kontan?
Saya: [Looks to Sol]*
AshleyO: Fine. I get it. Fuck you, too.
Desp: That was weird. Anyway, yeah, it's TOTALLY still on the table. * [High Fives AO]
Solumina: [Flatly] No.
Saya: Racist and heteronormative. If that's still a discussion, then so is The Lorde Horde!
AO and Desp: Stupid.
Renatus and Murderofcrows: And the regulars.
HP: Lads and ladies, perhaps we should focus on...
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|