I want to rant!
I usually don't complain too much, but I'll give it a shot. I go to work...come home...my house is a mess! Keep in mind I have two toddlers...I have two...because I DO NOT WANT THREE! I pick up the books that are in the floor from the bottom two shelves that my two angels decided should not be there. Get that done and head to the living room where I pick up all the ornaments and place the BACK on the tree once again...pick up the couch cushions which appearantly don't belong on the couch. Vaccuum. Ok, living room's done. Head to kitchen. BOOKS ARE BACK IN THE FLOOR. Spankings all around! "GET AWAY FROM THE BOOKSHELF!" Pick books back up. Go to office to sit and smoke one. All movies are off the movie rack and in the floor! AARRRRGGGHHH!!! Pick up movies. Smoke cigarette. Go to bathroom. The top drawer is open and the box of Q-Tips is removed...and empty. Bathroom floor is COVERED in Q-Tips! Dammit! Pick up Q-Tips. Use restroom. Head to bedroom and make bed. (of course having to remove the Mega Bloks from under my sheets). Take toys to kids' rooms. All shelves have been emptied and tipped over in thier rooms. Create order in there. Walk back to living room. Replace couch cushions AGAIN. Look into dining room.........................BOOKS!
FARK IT! I'M GOING TO BED!
Thanks for listening.
