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White with black stripes, of course! The stripes are tan lines from standing under the wrong trees.
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What are your favorite things to eat and drink during this holiday season?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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