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Old 12-22-2005, 06:31 PM   #83
flawed-mentality
 
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Heres a few of my favorites. A guy walks into a bar he says outch.
A horse walks into a bar ,bartender says why the long face.
Two elephents and a symbol fall of a cliff ,bud ump tch.
those are some of my favortite lame jokes here are some other kinds. Whats funnyer then seven bebies in one berral in the middle of the ocean? One baby in seven barrels in the middle of the ocean.
A little kid whos mexican is in his kitchen .His mom is makeing tortilas wille shes doing this she spills flower all over her son.The son say hey mama look i'm a white boy.mother slaps him go tell your father what you just said. he tells his dad.Daddy look i'm a white boy.The dad slaps him and says go tell your grama what you just said.He dose and the grama slaps him and tells him to tell his mother what he just said. the mom looks at him and says did you learn a lesson from this?The boy say ya iv'e been a white boy for five minutes and already I hate all you mexicans. I thought that was funny when I herd it.Just so you know i'm mexican.
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