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You have to get big strips of duct tape and write "Tripe (R)" on them with a black Sharpie. Stick them all over the robe, add a superfluous zipper or three, and you've got a trend.

Actually, my brother has a few jackets like that. He's more into the Hot Topic style of dress than I, though I have to admit that some of the jackets are pretty cool. I'd possibly wear them if I hadn't seen a seven-year-old girl wearing an identical one a few days ago.