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How do you know a drummer's knocking on your door?
He keeps speeding up and slowing down.
What's the difference between a foot spa and a drummer?
One bucks up your feet.
What do you tell a drummer with two black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told him twice.
How can you tell the drum risers on your stage are level?
The drummer's drooling out of both corners of his mouth.
How dioes a lead guitarist change a lightbulb?
He holds the lightbulb against the socket and the world revolves around him.
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