Granted. You wake up with platinum teeth and many hair extensions. The scent of malt liquor is on your breath and a strange thumping noise is coming frm outside. You get up to go to the bathroom to piss but as you move to the mirror after you see that you have -poof- BECAME BLACK. You also become accustomed to standing on the street with others and learn to freestyle, to make quick come backs to "playas" and those dicks that you have to serve at Mc Donalds.
I wish I had the drugs Jillian did when she talked about the squirrels controlling Canada. hehe
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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