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I dunno...
Sammy is far from sweet. He is very evil. He hides under the bed and swipes my toes. He never lets me pet him unless he's asleep. He tears up toilet paper. He drinks from my water glass by my bed at night. He dances naked in the light of the full moon.
He tries to catch the CNN new tickers at the bottom of the screen. We're afraid he's going to scratch it in his infinite, infinite evilness.
Such are kittens...
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