I personally thought the best bit was about the graveyard.Firstly your'e going through a graveyard then it's SLIPKNOT RULEZ!!!!
Oh & the bit about him being abducted by a vampire.
It probably is a fake but it kept me smiling.
This one's also pretty good for a laugh.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/kids/go...ponse#comments